Just thought I'd send something in to break the monotony of writing so
much angsty stuff all the time ^_^;;

 
Acey Productions Presents ...
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In a place far away, in a land long forgotten, land undespoiled by
humans, the green jungles and the lakes ruled all. If a tree fell in the
forest it didn't make a sound...

Nature, beautiful nature, harmonious and natural.

Except for a small black square-shaped block which flew over the horizon
giggling.

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MISSINGNO Strikes Back

Parody written by Ace Sanchez.
Pokemon and its associated characters
copyright by Nintendo / Game Freak. 
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Life. The cornerstone of the universe. Or the dump, depending on how you
look at it.

Bubbles, beautiful bubbles rising in the water. Rising to the surface. A
continuous stream of lovely bubbles.

Underwater, a consciousness was born.

"What am I?"

"Who am I?"

The new life form swam to the surface. The water was murky, and a current
threatened to drive it away, but it pushed on determined. Determined to
live. It broke the surface with a gasping of air, though it could not
breathe - it did not need to breathe.

"Look! We've done it!" a voice shouted in exultation. There was a
cheering sound. "We've finally done it!"

It could not see. Until it willed itself to see. It saw that it was
floating above an ocean ... what was an ocean? Next to an island ... 
what was an island? And a white-coated human wearing glasses and riding 
on a lapras, with more humans standing on the shore of the island. What 
were humans, what was a lapras? It just knew.

"Who am I?" the entity desperately asked the white-coated man.

The white-coated man beamed at him as he adjusted his spectacles. "You
are the result of surfing down Cinnabar Beach after having talked to the
old man who teaches how to catch weedles!" he said. "You are the
greatest, most powerful Pokemon of all!"

"Not precisely true, Doctor Fuji!" a woman colleague called out from the
shore of the island. "It's a glitch not a real Pokemon!"

"Very well, a glitch," Doctor Fuji said. "But the most powerful Glitch of
all time! I dub thee, Missingno!"

So it was a glitch was it? Missingno thought to itself. No, this cannot
be! "Is that all I am? A mistake?" it asked, looking down at itself for
the first time. It was horrified to see that its body was made up of a
collection of black blocks held together like a badly-made jigsaw puzzle.
Hot fury like molten lava poured through its body. "IS THAT IT?" 
Missingno roared. "AM I A GLITCH? AM I A FUCKING GLITCH?"

Doctor Fuji shied away from it on his now-terrified lapras. "It's going
berserk! Quick, the fail-safe systems!"

The professors and scientists on the island all took out their gameboys. 
"On the count of three, reset!"

NO. They would pay. It stared at the scientists willing them to nothing.

"YEARGHHHHH!" One at a time, the white-coated men and women clutched at
their faces screaming in agony. Abruptly, their forms turned blocky and
they exploded to countless pieces of ones and zeros which dissipated into
the air.

They would pay. They would all pay. Missingno looked around, deleting
everything in sight.

"We wanted to create the most powerful Pokemon - I mean Glitch - and we
succeeded," Doctor Fuji mumbled, just before his graphics messed up and
erupted into bits and bytes.

The planet seemed to rock as the very fabric of existence seemed to have
a hole punched through it. Literally.

Missingno floated in a black void with nothing around it for miles.

A helicopter floated down to it, its rotors no longer turning, but still
floating like there was no gravity. But how could there be gravity when
the area around them had been deleted?

"I suggest a partnership," a man in a brown suit said as he floated out
of the chopper. "You have power, but you are like a virus destroying
everything in your path with no control. I can help you to learn to use
that power! Plus, I want to multiply my masterballs."

"Who are you?" Missingno said, suspicious, but interested in learning to
control its power. "And why are you a pervert?"

The man coughed. "Not those kind of masterballs. But my name is
Giovanni."

And so an unholy alliance was formed.


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SCENE: Missingno's blocky body being encased in silver cybernetic armour
at Giovanni's secret lab.

SCENE: At Giovanni's Viridian Gym, an anonymous trainer wetting his pants
as an armoured Missingno turns his Alakazam into little blocky junk,
messing the graphics up.

SCENE: In the wild open plains, Giovanni hitting himself in the head in
disgust as Missingno deletes a herd of Tauros instead of holding them
still to capture them.

SCENE: Naked Gary running away from armoured Missingno in embarrassment
as his clothes get deleted.

SCENE: An angry Giovanni blowing on the connectors of his Pokemon red
cartridge and then hitting his gameboy in a tantrum when it doesn't work.


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Months later...

Missingno in armour stood in Giovanni's lab hooked up to wires and other
electronics and computers. It had grown dissatisfied and confused once
more.

"Who am I? What is my purpose?"

Suddenly, Giovanni stormed into the lab from above on the balcony, waving
his gameboy in the air angrily. "You bastard!" he cried. "You messed up
my Hall of Fame and now it won't work! I am restarting my game now you
unholy Glitch!"

Betrayed! In anger as hot as a burning sun, Missingno said, "It's not my
fault you humans created me this way!" It looked at Giovanni's Gameboy
and exploded it to ones and zeros. Then in a fury of insane deleting, it 
burst out of the building, causing it to collapse within itself.

Up, up, it flew, to the highest point of the sky, its armour breaking off 
in squarish chunks until it was a naked mess of black blocks once more.
It blurred until it resembled a black comet, a star shining darkly in the 
heavens.

Far away it landed upon a lone island in the sea. Missingno was silent, 
deadly in its devastating anger. Its black blocks pulsed in and out like 
heartbeats.

"Humans created me in incompetence," it rasped. "But I will delete the 
world! They will all tremble at the reign of MISSINGNO!"


To be continued when I feel like being silly again..

Still to come:

Missingno's Level 180 Pokemon VS the Ash crews'! And that fat guy and the
water girl!

And of course, the ultimate battle: Missingno VS M,�M!

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Was just having a little fun at the movie's expense ^_^.

Seeyas!

Ace Sanchez
Email: jsa@fl.net.au
WWW: http://jsa.users.fl.net.au