A Simple Wish Version 3.1.1 Final by Shaun Garin Ah! My Goddess Charecters are designed and created by Kosuke Fujishima. My he be enlightened by his own creations. Ranma 1/2 is created by Rumiko Takahashi. May she someday have a third Ranma movie produced. Tenchi Muyo! Is created by Masaki Kajishima. His mind is all but warped for creating this great series. What’s happened before : I get a wierd E-Mail in school and find out that it’s connected to a certian cute little goddess who comes to grant me a wish. Soon, I find myself giving up my wish to make Skuld happy. One of my better ideas, by the way. Anyways, upon arrival in the Temple, Urd proptly gives my whole body a total makeover, changing my appearance. The next day, I get a visit from Skuld in a VERY attractive evening gown, asking me if I would bring her to the banquet. And now, part 2. Warning : This chapter is somewhat lime. That’s as close to lemon as I’m going to get. Mind you that this chapter is pushing it according to my standards. - Shaun Garin 1/9/99 A Simple Wish Version 3.1.1 Final by Shaun Garin Chapter 2 : Love, Technology and Normalicy I entered the CUC Cafeteria, Skuld hanging onto my arm. She tettered slightly on her heels as she walked alongside me. I handed the student at the door the tickets, earning a confused glance at the both of us. I for one was nervous as heck. My first banquet with a girl and she just happened to be a Goddess. A very CUTE goddess for that matter. When I came into the room, we found several dozen tables with some sparce people sitting down at them. Soon I spied my friends sitting at the middle table. We sauntered up and I pulled out a chair for Skuld to sit in. After she settled, I sat down beside her. Papps started the conversation. “So who’re you?” he asked. I snorted. “A few pounds lost and you don’t recognize the man who won the rap in Class Challenge for the Juinors? I’m hurt.” Papps stared at me. “Shaun?! What the heck? How come you’re so thin?” “Trade secret,” I said with a smirk. “May I introduce my partner for the night? This is Skuld...Skuld Megami.” She looked at me and I said silently, “Megami for goddess, right?” She nodded. Skuld looked up and brushed her hair back. “Hi, I’m Skuld,” she said. It was then when I noticed that she spoke with a heavy accent when speaking English. Papps nodded and grinned. “Finally you asked someone. She’s nice.” Skuld and I reddened in embarasment. *** Urd hauled her body out of the television in the Cafeteria office. She wore a red suit of almost vinal material with clasps down the middle. In her hands she held a small bottle of her love potions. She grinned manically. This was to be Skuld’s night. And she held the item of her sisters love in her hands. With a laugh, she exited the Cafeteria kitchen and went out into the crowd. When she emerged into the room, her eyes alighted upon the target of her meddling. She pulled out the vial and uncorked it. The potion would blend with the taste of whatever drinks they were serving, make it really good, and soon her sister and her boyfriend would be making out. She shrunk down to a mouse size, the vial shrinking down with her as she hid underneath the table. She sniffed the liquid and grinned. This potion would be a slow acting one, slowly raising their desires until they exploded in a passonate frenzy. Her expression turned to an evil grin as she remembered to recharge the batteries on her camcorder. This would be a moment in history. *** I stood and said, “I gotta go and give the music for my number. Be back in a few minutes.” As I left, I heard the sounds of a grilling for answers. Such as, how the heck did I get a total body makeover in less than a day? I took the mike and checked the sound level. Soon, the guy introduced me and I nodded to the sound manager. She pressed play on the CD and the strands of Truly Madly Deeply floated onto the air currents. Skuld sighed and she leaned back as my high baritone voice floated across the speakers. Soon I finished and recived a standing ovation. I was, to say the least, shocked. This was my first performance in a solo and I was nervous as hell. I smiled broadly and sat down in my seat. Skuld smiled and hugged me. “That’s great! I never knew you were a singer.” I flushed in embarassment. “I just started singing in the choir a while back and I volunteered to sing for the banquet.” “You did very well,” she said, kissing me on the cheek. I blushed even brighter as everyone “awwwwww”ed. *** Skuld took a sip of her juice and looked at the front of the room, at the going ons in the front of the room. A young woman was singing a Christmas Song. She grinned slightly. Father would have a ball in this place. As she watched, I ate some Chinese food and resumed watching the performance in the front. Unknown to both of us, Urd, in a miniturized size, crept up, masking her aura of Goddesshood, and dumped a few drops of her potion into the cups of juice we were drinking out of. Then she sneaked away and ran back to the TV and jumped in. Raising my cup to my lips, I took a sip of the fruit juice. Skuld took a sip of hers. The potion, unknownst to us, worked its way into our hormone systems. It started to triple production of the arousal hormone, slowly but surely. *** A while later, I started to sweat. Skuld seemed overheated as well. “Is it hot in here or is it just me?” Skuld asked while fanning herself. She loosened her hair tie and let her raven hair flow down her back. She shivered slightly. I loosened my tie and nodded. “It’s a little warm. I’m going to get some air.” I felt my face flushing with heat. My mind was going into overdrive on trying to find out what was going on with my body. “I’ll join you,” she said, standing up. We headed down the hall towards the back rooms and the washroom. Suddenly Skuld jumped at me, clasped her arms around my neck and started to kiss me deeper than anything I’ve ever felt before. My eyes widened in shock as I absently noticed that my hands were running over her body. She broke the kiss and forced me into the washroom. *** Elsewhere, Urd was doing a dance of joy while drinking several bottles of Sake, celebrating her victory. By now, they would be joined at the hip, grunting and panting. *** I grasped her hands and pushed her away for a second. “Skuld,” I gasped, “what’re you doing?” “Making love to you,” she replied absently while trying to get into my pants while dropping her dress. I tried not to stare at her shapely body while gasping, “This is not like you,” through her deep tongue kisses, “we must have been drugged.” I stiffled a moan as she got into my pants. What was happening was practically unprintable. Almost. “Don’t care,” she moaned while placing my hands on her chest, “I need this.” She made my hands carress her mounds and I tried to pull away. This was not the time, or place, or even in a marital status level we should be familiar with. I stifled a groan and pushed her off myself. I raised my hands and pinned her hands to her sides. “LISTEN!” I ordered, “This is not like you! Urd must of drugged us with love potions! Snap out of it!!!” She suddenly “awoke” from her trance and she stared at me with half crazy eyes. “What? What happened?” she asked. She then absently noticed that she was nearly naked. I sighed in relief. “Urd must of drugged us with love potions. You were about to screw me. Literally.” Her face displayed a moment of shock. Then, the most disturbing thing happened : she said the worst two words in the whole english language. “Oh my,” she said, pulling on her dress. Her face took on a “DEATH TO URD!!!!” look. I backed a step away, fearing for my life. “She’s gonna DIE FOR THIS!” she screamed at the top of her voice. With that, she grabbed my hand, turned on the hot water and jumped in, pulling me behind. *** I calmly drank some of the tea Belldandy served me and Keiichi as another explosion rocked the Temple. In the background, cries of pain was heard from multiple mallet whackings and exploding bombs. I stared into my tea and asked, “another minute?” Keiichi shook his head. “Perhaps five.” “I don’t know. Maybe ten.” Bell took a sip of her tea and offered me a cookie. I greatfully accepted it and downed the food with some tea. “Anyways, Urd’s potion was slow acting since she didn’t haul me to the bathroom and screw me right away. I figure that it had to reach maximum potency to take full effect. Luckily I survived with my virginity intact.” Keiichi suppressed a small nosebleed at the way I brushed off the nearly sexual encounter. “So what’re you going to do now?” “Well for one, wait until Skuld’s done blowing Urd into Low Earth Orbit, and two,” another explosion rocked the house, “find some way to keep that woman away from us.” “Good luck,” Keiichi snorted, “with the way things are going, I would expect that she’ll be drugging you until one, or both of you give in. That brings up a question, how DID you resist the potion?” “Ingraned morals, coupled with celebacy and seventeen years of no sexual frustration.” I took a sip as Keiichi did a takahashist fall. Bell smiled and congratulated me on my hardiness at resiting her older sisters meddling. I thanked her and finished my tea. A massive explosion rocked the room as a chared Urd stumbled out and let out a puff of smoke from her mouth. She fell to the ground, unconicous. Skuld appeared behind her, a satisfied smirk on her face. “That’ll teach her,” she said, resting her mallet on her shoulder. “Done yet love?” I asked teasingly. She growled slightly and wrapped her arms around my neck. I stiffened at her touch as she started to kiss me deeper than before. Keiichi fainted. My eyes widened and I broke the kiss. “Okay,” I gasped, “perhaps the potion hasn’t worn off yet.” Skuld grinned and bopped me lightly on the nose. “Gotcha,” she said with one of her most kawaii smiles. She kissed me lightly and hauled me to the bathroom, I tossing off a “help meeeeeee!” look behind myself. Belldandy and Keiichi started to laugh as I was hauled into the water once again. *** The next day was school. Skuld had recovered fully from her experience and accompanied me to school. For some strange reason, she had designated me as her boyfriend, and wanted to accompany me to school. I had a hunch that some of the potions effect was still hanging around her hormone centers. To tell the truth, I wasn’t all that good off the last night. More than 50% of my body was screaming, “take her now!” while the other half, mostly the brain, was screaming, “get her away!” The conversation went like this : Brain : Um, what’re you doing body?” Body : Um, enjoying myself? Brain : Bakamono! We’re only seventeen! Body : And that would mean...? Brain : Get her offa us before we loose it! Body : But this feels so good! Brain : Shaddup! I for one am not going to loose my virginity. Body : Fine...whoa! She’s got her hand around us! Brain : All the more reason to get away before she puts us in her! Now move you jackass! Body : Ohhh! All right! But this’ll cost ya. Brain : Wait until we get married. Now put some sence into the girl! Body : But...how do I do that? Brain : Do I LOOK like a rocket scientest? I for one aren’t going to become a father at my age! The Big Guy is gonna have my head! Luckily, that made all of Brain’s insistance active. Body pulled away in the nick of time. That was when I finally got her away from myself. Now, during school, I kept shooting stares at her, worried. I had a nearly first hand experience at sex and for once, it scared me. I hope she recovered from it. But I gotta admit, it was wierd and good at the same time. What? She’s physically 16 years old! I’m seventeen! What do you expect from a teenager? Sheeeeeeeeeeesh! Sometime in the middle of school, Skuld looked at me and asked, “Why did you stop last night?” “Huh?” I looked at her trusting chocolate eyes and felt like she was probing into my heart. “Well...I couldn’t take advantage of you.” Skuld blinked. “Really?” “Really. I’m too caring to ever take advantage of a girl. I never really HAD a girlfriend for any time of my life.” I sighed and rested my head on my desk. “All this is so fast. Urd trying to get us together, Bell and Keiichi supporting us. Even you have decided that I’m the one who you wanted to spend your life with.” Skuld smiled and clasped my hand between hers. “That’s why I love you,” she whispered. She kissed my forehead and went back to her small Ice Cream snack. I blushed furiously as I tried to hide it behind my books, admist the snickers of my classmates. Somehow, someone’s going to wake me from this dream and I’m going to crash and burn. Either that or find myself buried hip deep in trouble...or Skuld. Somehow, my life is never going to be the same again. *** I sat in the reclining chairs, reading a Ranma 1/2 volume No. 11 when Skuld came in with something small, black, and probably hazardous from what I know about her personality. She sat down and shoved it in my hands. I looked at it and blinked. “What’s this?” She smiled and turned it on. “Its a Dimentional Portal. You can jump universes with it. Though it is in a experimental stage.” I turned it over, looking at the smooth black surface, except for the small key padd on the side with the enter module. “I hope you didn’t dissasemble the computer for these parts,” I commented while looking it over. She giggled. “No, I didn’t.” “How do I work this thing?” I asked while staring at the keypadd. “You tap in a sequence of numbers. About three for every destination. It will send you to another universe where you can explore it. And here,” she took out a THICK sheath of papers, “are the adresses.” I flipped through it. “Lets see, fan fics, Ranma 1/2, Pokemon, Samuri Pizza Cats, MD Geist, Slayers, Dragonball Z, my fics, Sailor Moon, etc.” I grinned. “How about we try Ranma 1/2?” “I don’t know...” she said, cupping her chin in her hands. “I don’t know, ‘cause Father might get upset.” “You said he was bored right? Then this should give him something to do. Right?” I said, the last word directed up towards heaven. A answering rumble answered my question. Skuld smiled. “Father agreed. We may try.” I smiled and checked the “phonebook” for Ranma 1/2. I tapped the sequence 9-2-5 into the phonebook. We were bathed in a blue light and we dissapeared...and reappeared above the Accurssed Springs of Jusenkyo. I “ACK”ED and grasped onto a pole, Skuld grabbing my shirt. We were hanging over a pool and I personally didn’t want to find out which pool it was. “You had to make it appear over the most dangerous pools in the entire universe, didn’t you?” I accused while hanging for dear humanity. “Don’t blame me,” she snapped back. “Man, I was never too keen on spells so I don’t know how to get us down.” “Great, I fall in love with a Goddess who can’t do a simple levitation spell.” She glared at me. “If you don’t like it, get with Urd.” With that, Skuld started to clamber up over my body, pulling herself to the top of the pole. She looked down at me, grinning like a madman. “Would you like it if I kicked you into the water?” I glared up at her. “You really know how to hurt someone.” a second passed. “Oh, and one other thing, those blue silk panties don’t hide anything.” I winced inwardly as she pulled that mallet out of her private Hammerspace and slammed me over the head in a furious rage. Her rage quickly turned to horror as I tumbled into the spring. When I hit the water, I could almost hear the words of the Jusenkyo Guide yelling, “Oh sir! You fall in spring of drowned pig! Or drowned Oni! Or drowned Haddock! Or Panda!!!” My train of thought was cut of as I rose to the surface and found...a pair of breasts under my white shirt, the fabric clinging to my chest. I patted my chest several times and then crawled out of it, unblinking. Skuld leapt down and came up behind me, hesitating to touch my shoulder, in case the water hadn’t dried yet. “Shaun?” she asked. I blinked and looked at myself. My hands looked so slender and my body...WHAT A BODY! My short hair was purple and my eyes had turned purple from my usual brown eyes. I suddenly grinned and stood up. “I’m okay Skuld,” I said, looking at my shapely body. “Though my center of balance is off.” “How do you feel?” she asked me. “Surprisingly good. I never knew that being a girl would feel this way.” I grinned widely. “I think I’m going to enjoy this.” She looked at me cautiously. “I really don’t hope you think that we’re going to go girl girl when we’re married, do you?” “That’s only if God really wants us to marry. Knowing him, he probably already gave his blessings.” I smiled and suddenly kissed her on the lips. Skuld felt like she was melting from the taste and softness of her lips on hers. ‘So this is what Urd found so attractive about girls,’ she thought while melting into her arms. *** “You really think this is such a good idea? I mean, interfering with the lives of the other cursed people?” I had a backpack full of bottles of Nanniichuan and Nyniichuan. I adjusted the backpack and nodded, my long purple hair bobbing in the light. “Yup. After everything, they need some breaks in life.” I knocked on the front door and soon, the customary housewife answered the door. “Yes? May I help you?” Skuld boggled. “Belldandy?” She shook her head. “No, I’m Kasumi.” I cleared my throat, “I’m Shaun and this is Skuld. We’re looking for Ranma Saotome. Is he in?” A cry of “RANMA NO BAKA!” echoed in the air, followed by a flying martial artist. Kasumi sighed exasperatedly. “He was,” she said pointedly. “I guess that we should wait for him.” Kasumi beamed. “Then come in.” Inside, Akane was puffing with anger when we entered. She gave me the nastiest look in the world when I came in. I then remembered that all new girls who come to the Tendo Dojo were fiancee’s. Not a good first impression. “Who are you?” she demanded. “Um, I’m Shaun, this is Skuld. We’re here to talk to Ranma. I see he’s not in right now so we’ll just stay out of your way.” “Are you more fiancee’s?” she accused. I tried not to laugh or gag. “No, we’re not. We’re just the solution to all his problems.” She eyed me and I winced. Not a good thing to say. We were escorted into the family room where lo and behold, Nabiki Tendo sat there, a conniving look on her face. Somehow, I knew that she would get Kuno intereted in me. And I did NOT want that deluded idiot to try and win my hand by trying to beat my friends up. “This is Nabiki,” Akane introduced us. “Oneechan, this is Shaun... what’s you last name?” “Garin,” I responded. “Garin huh? You know you have a male name,” Nabiki observed. She gained that money hungry look on her face. I shuddered inwardly. “Yeah. This is Skuld Megami, my... friend.” “Konichiwa,” she bubbled while sitting down. I sat down beside her and removed my pack. “We’re waiting for Ranma Saotome to show up. I believe he left a few minutes ago.” “By Air Akane,” Nabiki said pointedly. Genma-panda waved a sign which said, “that ingrate son of mine did leave. He’ll,” he flipped his sign, “be back soon. What’s your buisness with him?” Nabiki smiled that mercanary grin at us, “yes what IS your beef with Saotome, anyhow?” “Oneechan!” Akane scolded. “That’s no way to speak to guests!” “But you know that all the FEMALE guests just happen to become fiancee’s Akane,” she pointed out, “do you think they will?” Akane stiffened and she glared at us. “Are you forgotten fiancee’s?! Tell the truth!!!” she accented her hung over anger with a fist on the table. I withered under her hard gaze. Boyfriend of a goddess I may be but this was not what I wanted to hear. Skuld fortunately came to my rescue. “No, we’re not fiancee’s. Just ordanary people.” I sighed in relief. Just then... “Tadimia!” a soaked Ranma-chan came into the house, sporting a torn shirt and pants, almost to the point of indeciency. Akane looked up and yelled, “Ranma! Put some clothes on!” “Why should I?! I’m not a girl!” “Don’y you have a thing called modesty?!” Akane reached into Hammerspace for her trusty mallet. Unlike Skuld’s mallet, hers was wooden and rounded with a huge surface and a handle about a half meter long. Ranma snorted. “As if I want to be seen in girls clothes! I would at least look good! Unlike a certian Kawaiikunee Otemba like you!!!” Akane’s battle aura burst into the visible spectrum, her hands gripping her trusty mallet. “Raaaaaaanmmmmma...” I held up a hand to forestall any and all arguments. “Um, I hate to break up this lovers spat but we have buisness with Ranma and I’d like to have him in one piece if that’s not so much to ask.” Fortuneately Akane calmed down. Ranma heaved a visible sigh of relief as he looked at us. “So, whadda want?” I folded my hands and steepled them under my nose. “Ranma? I have a solution to your problem.” He eyed me cautiously. “Which problem?” “You’re curse. Actually I find it more of blessing.” With that, I tipped a hidden flask of hot water over my head and immdediately reverted back to my male form. Everyone jumped back in shock, save for Nabiki who just drooled at me. Ranam blinked, “Nynniichuan?” he asked. I nodded. “In my bag I have seventeen one leter bottles of Nannichuan and Nynniichuan water from my visit to Jusenkyo. I would be glad to give you one to rid you of your second body.” Ranma was practically bounding around the room, singing, never gonna be a gurl again! Akane sighed and slapped him upside the head with her mallet. Suddenly the whole room was full of local Jusenkyo sufferers. “Is true?” Shampoo asked estatic. “We can be cured?!” Genma waved a sign around. “Give me my dose!” Mousse said to a wall. “Hurry up!” Ryoga goaded. Akane giggled. “Really Ryoga? I thought you were happy being my pet.” she teased. Ryoga stiffened in fright. “You...you knew?” “Of course I knew! I’m not a airhead.” Akane chided, giggling softly. “The bandanna wasn’t hard to miss.” “So we can be cured?” Ranma asked, expectantly. He was pratically shaking with exceitement I noted with amusement. I nodded and opened my pack. In it was about twenty small flasks of Nanniichuan and Nynniichuan, all labeled and marked. I handed the water out accordingly. Everyone recieved their doses with shaking hands. As one, they dumped the water over their heads. When they failed to transform after several dozen jumpings into the Koi Pond, everyone ran around, singing and laughing in extatic joy. I grinned and pulled out the directory. “So that’s one Universe down, several hundred to go.” Akane looked at me. “What do you mean Universe? Who are you two?” I slapped the directory shut, the address firmly in my mind. “I’m Shaun Garin, normal student at Parkview Adventist Academy. This is my girfriend, Skuld, Goddess of the Future, Second Class Limited. We’re just dropping by to say hello and do some good.” Skuld nodded. “We came to this universe to help out people. Now that we done something good, we can leave.” Nabiki couldn’t get her jaw shut for the next few hours from the shock. Kasumi placed her hand on her cheek and said, “Ara...” I grinned and waved goodbye. “Tell everyone who we were. We’re going now. Take care.” With that, I pressed the combonation 4-2-7. With a flash of blue light, we dissapeared into nothingness, a trail of energy floating up like a thread. *** We appeared atop a high hill, over a thousand steps running down towards the lake and house at the bottom. I grinned. “Tenchi Muyo! I love this thing!” I laughed high and loud. Just then, a whoosh blasted over our heads, knocking the device from my hands. Skuld dived for it but it crashed on the stone walkway. We stared at the broken remains in shock. The Universe Key broken beyond normal slap together repairs. Skuld almost could feel the tears welling up in her eyes. I picked up the remains, taking care to pick up everything. “We can fix it,” I said gently while holding her shoulder. She nodded. I smiled and we started to walk down the thousand plus stairs towards the Masaki Home. *** In the ward for the mentally disabled... Chaos reigned as Ryoko chased around Tenchi, playfully tossing bolts of energy his way. Tenchi laughed and dodged behind the couch, the bolt singing Nobiyuki’s hair on the left side. He just went on and drank his coffee. Ayeka tried to interfere with Ryoko’s persuit of Tenchi, only to get caught up in a alien firefight. Mihoshi, who had just landed in the lake, stumbled in and was proptly singed when she stepped into the line of fire, much to the exasperation of her partner Kiyonne. By far, the only normal, well semi-normal people in the house consisted of Yoshu, Tenchi’s grandather, Nobiyuki, his father, Sasami, Ayeka’s little sister, Washu, the resident mad scientest, Tenchi himself and the family “pet” Ryo-Ohki, the cute little cabbit/battleship. Did I forget to mention Maiyuka, the latest addition to the Masaki home was the most sane? I thought not. Ryoko tossed off another bolt of semidestruction when her sences picked up (as well as Ryo-Ohki’s sensors) two people coming down the walkway. One was a normal human, and the other was practically glowing with power. At the same time, Washu’s hidden sensors blared with the energy readings the second one came up with. Ryoko’s eyebrows narrowed and she fired a bolt of energy at the door. *** My danger sence, which isn’t much to begin with, perked up. I grabbed Skuld and tossed us into the bushes. A bolt of energy blasted out into the lawn and carved a deep trench. “What was that?” Skuld gasped. “That,” I said, standing up, “was the welcoming party.” True to my prediections, Ryoko came out, her golden cat eyes staring at us both. Behind her came out Ayeka, Washu and Tenchi, Tenchi, by the way, holding the Tenchi-ken in his hands, the blade unlit. I nodded politely to them and said, “Hi, I’m Shaun and this is Skuld. We’re wondering if this is the Masaki House?” Ryoko lowered her caution a bit and said, “yeah. whadda want?” Tenchi rushed out and bowed low. “I’m sorry, but Ryoko can be a little rough sometimes. I’m Tenchi.” I grasped his hand and shook it firmly. “Shaun. We were looking for Washu Habuki. Is she here?” Washu came out and grinned cheerfully, “Are you here for one of my experiments?” “Actually,” I pulled out the broken machine, “we need the greatest scientific mind in the universe to fix this.” She raised and eyebrow. “Are you human?” “Quite. I’m a dimentional hopper. Skuld’s my girlfriend.” I sighed and scratched my head. “Um, we don’t have anywhere to go so we want to know, is it too much if we can stay here for a couple of days until Washu fixes the device?” “I guess. Whadda think dad?” Nobiyuki scratched his chin thoughtfuly. “I suppose. But they’ll have to help around the house to stay here. We have more than enough residents here.” “Thank you so much sir,” I said. *** “This is pretty good work,” Washu said, examining the Universe Key. “And you use this to hop dimentions huh?” Skuld nodded happily. “Can you fix it?” “It’ll take a while with all this complicated circutry but I can get it running like new again. I’ll call you every hour when I get stuck.” She then grinned, “but the greatest scientific mind in the universe NEVER get’s stuck! Wahahahahahaha!” Skuld laughed. Washu was very likeable. Washu then turned towards Skuld. “So, what’s your goddess level?” Skuld blinked in surprise. “Goddess level? You know what I am?” “Sure I do! Any idiot can see the markings on your face. So, what’s the story with the guy? He wishes for you as a girlfriend?” “Not really,” she said, blushing. “He was and is an unsual mortal.” “So what’d he do?” Skuld blushed even deeper. “He offered to give me his wish to make me happy. No one’s ever done that for someone offering them the wish. I sorta fell in love with him after his wish was granted for me.” Her face darkened slightly. “But Urd tried to get us to have sex a couple of days ago in our universe.” “Really?” Washu asked, raising a quizzical eyebrow. Skuld nodded. “She drugged us with a love potion. I still want to know how Shaun stopped himself from taking me in the washroom then and there.” she reddened till her face was a full crimson. Washu chuckled. “Young love,” and she turned back to her repair job. *** “So how did you actually get a cute girl like her as a girlfriend?” Tenchi asked. I looked up from my plow and shook my shoulders in a carefree move. “Well it was a couple of days ago in my universe. I got a E-Mail from the Goddess Relief Office, saying that I was going to get a visit from a goddess.” Tenchi blinked. “Goddess?” “Oh yeah, I forgot, Skuld’s a Norn Goddess. Anyways, she pops out of my shower, tries to bean me on the head with her oversized mallet and then says that she’s here to grant me a wish. I didn’t want to become a god by the slip of the tongue, no matter how enticing that sounded. But anyways, after a long period of thinking, I asked her what she wanted in life.” “What did she want?” Tenchi said, pushing his plow a few more meters. “She said that she wanted a boyfriend that was sencitive, caring, devoted and loving. I was touched so I dirverted the focus of the wish towards her. And at once, I find myself being made over in a thinner body, and the boyfriend of one of the Kawaiiest Goddesses in the whole heavens. Urd and Bell are nice but Urd’s too old and sexy for my tastes and Bell is going to be married with Keiichi soon. I can see it.” “Wow. And all I had to do is release Ryoko from her crypt.” Tenchi commented. “Well being a Juraian Prince would natrually draw some chaos into your life. I’m just thankful that I have to only deal with a caring second sister, and a manipulative sister who wants us only to have sex.” Tenchi felt a nosebleed coming on at my bluntness. I chuckled. “And if that’s not enough, I turn into a girl with cold water.” “Cold water? Are you sure you haven’t been reading too much Ranma 1/2?” “God’s honor,” I said, flashing a grin, “we landed in Jusenkyo. Skuld accendentally malleted me into the Nynniichuan spring a while back. I haven’t used my cure yet. I may not want to actually.” Tenchi could feel the blood rushing to his head in one blast. Sasami came out with some cold iced water. “Here’s something to drink,” she said, offering us the glasses. Tenchi took one and drank it in a gulp. I took mine and debated on the choices. I took option two. I flung the water into my face, changing myself into a girl, the wet fabric of my white shirt clinging to my breasts. Tenchi nearly fainted, barely supressing a nosebleed. Sasami grinned with delight. “You can change into a girl like Ranma? Neat!” “I’ll give you a couple of bottles of Nanniichan and Nynniichan to use on your sister or Ryoko when they get roudy. Just make sure that you don’t loose the Nynniichan water. I hear sex changing Juraian Princesses and Space Pirates can get very irrate when finding something amiss on their bodies.” Sasami giggled and ran off to the kitchen. Tenchi tried not to look at my chest as I laughed. “She’s a good kid. Nice.” Tenchi nodded. “I just hope you get your device fixed soon.” Suddenly a loud crash came from the house and Washu’s shrill and VERY upset voice rang over the countryside. “MIHOSHI! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! NOW THEY CAN’T GET HOME FOR ANOTHER WEEK!!!!” I groaned in agony. “And I thought Ranma 1/2 was bad.” End Chapter 2