Improbable Works Series #1 : Magical Storm written by Shaun G. Disclaimer : Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling. Disney owns Power Rangers Ninja Storm. This is an AU/Fusion of both series, and should not be taken too seriously. It's a humor fanfiction for a reason. I hold nothing but characterization sacred, and I do my best to write everyone In Character. Slight deviations of character but that is to be expected with the story in question. When morphed, characters will be referred to as Red Wind, Yellow Wind and Blue Wind. Chapter 2 : Oncoming Storm ============= "I see.... a whole lot of wiggly shapes," said Ron, peering into the murky depths of the crystal ball. Harry made a snorting sound. "Better not let Trelawney see this. She'll be predicting another Grim for me." Ron gave him a grin as he remarked in a low voice, "Maybe we should mail Snuffles, and have him scare the living daylights out of her." Harry almost laughed out loud as he returned to crystal gazing and making estute divination's. In short terms, he was making things up as he went along, as with Ron. Trelawney breezed around the room, peering at crystal balls and making predictions. Most of them had some sort of tragedy in them as in her wont. Stopping before Ron and Harry's crystal ball, she peered into it and said in her airy voice, "Yes, oh my, dear young Potter. I see..." Her enormous eyes went wide as she shrieked, "The Grim! Oh heavens dear, you will die in a week!" "Well that's good," Harry remarked dryly. "At least then I won't have to wait for Voldemort to kill me." Everyone flinched at the name, even Trelawney. Ron turned to Harry and hissed, "Stop saying his name out loud!" "Rule number thirty one of the ninja code, Ron; Fear of one's name only increases one's fear of the person itself. Refusing to name something or someone holds power over you." Harry remarked as the class began to pack up at the end of it. "Well I'm not a ninja, Harry," said Ron, shoving his crystal ball into the depths of his book bag. "What's next?" Harry consulted his schedule, as did Ron. He sighed. "History of Magic with Professor Binns. With the Ravenclaws." "Ah, some quiet rest for the day," Ron joked as he and Harry met up with Hermione at the bottom of the stairs. Hermione seemed to be distracted as Harry and Ron joined up with her. Ron looked at Hermione who was in turn, studying the device on her wrist. "You haven't taken that thing off yet?" Ron asked. Hermione shook her head. "I spoke to Professor Vector about it, and she said it was a powerful enchanted object. Only a skilled wizard or witch could have put a spell on these devices to make them work at Hogwarts. It looks like Professor Dumbledore was the one who enchanted them." She then smirked as she seized Ron's wrist and pulled his sleeve aside, revealing his own device. "And you haven't either." Ron went pink. "Well, I was only curious. Besides, I kind of like this device anyway. It's a fancy wristwatch." Harry chuckled as he pushed the door to the History of Magic Classroom open. History of Magic was taught by Hogwarts only ghost professor, Professor Binns. He had been so old, that he had gone to sleep in front of the fire in his room, and walked way the next morning without his body. Professor Binns had a slow droning voice that lulled people to sleep. He, in turn, did not bother to wake up the sleeping students, as his topics never changed. Currently, into their first week of school, Harry and Ron had slept through two days of the Goblin Wars while they let Hermione take notes. Hermione seemed to be the only one who could actually stay awake through one of his lectures. And even then, she tended to dose off once or twice. A good twenty minutes into the lecture, Professor Binns had succeeded in lulling over three quarters of the class to sleep. Harry was just about to fall asleep as well, when there was an insistent tapping on the window. Ignoring the professor who continued to drone, he opened it and in flew Hedwig. Hedwig had been late from her delivery of letters to the Wind Ninja Academy, and it was odd that she had not gone to his dormitory room to wait for him. Taking Hedwig back to his desk and slipping it a bit of stale toast that he had saved for her, he opened up the letter and read the contents. Normally, Professor Binns was not rattled from his topic by anything. But Harry's exclamation of "NO!" startled him out of his droning lecture. "Mr. Potter," Professor Binns said. "What is the problem?" Harry looked up, pale and shaking. "I... I need to go see Professor Dumbledore right away. It is very important." Professor Binns considered the request and nodded. Then, he returned to his droning as Harry rushed out the door towards the gargoyle statue that protected the door to Dumbledore's office. Winding through staircases and hallways, bypassing a few hidden doors and almost barreling over Madam Pomfrey on her way to the Dungeons, Harry arrived at the gargoyle, a bit breathless. "Sherbet Lemon!" Harry called out, knowing Dumbledore's fondness for sweet names for passwords. "Blood Flavored Lollipops! Every Flavor Beans! Ton-Tongue Toffee! Mars Bars! Skittles! Jelly Beans! Hershey's!" At the last word, the gargoyle leapt aside, allowing Harry into the office. Rushing into the office, he burst into the room, making Fawkes look up sleepily. The phoenix was black and molting, as it was a burning day. "Professor Dumbledore, sir!" Harry called out. From the landing above his desk, Dumbledore walked out, holding in one hand a Hershey's chocolate bar. "Ah, Harry," he greeted, descending the stairway. "What brings you to my office today?" He broke off a piece of the chocolate and offered it to Harry. Harry took the piece, ate it and said, "I got a letter from Sensei Chin. There was an attack on the Academy." He held out the letter to Dumbledore. Dumbledore's expression turned grave as he took the letter and scanned the words. Putting the letter down, he sighed. "This is normally outside of wizarding business, Harry, but young Harry Chin has entrusted me with a task. I will arrange a port key for you to retrieve your sensei and his son, and bring them to Hogwarts." Harry's mouth fell open in disbelief. "You want me to bring them here?" Dumbledore sighed. "Harry, there is an evil force out there, possibly as strong as Voldemort that your sensei has been preparing for. Due to the nature of the evil, your Sensei approached me with a plan to counteract it, if the time came that the Wind Ninja Academy was destroyed. I will send for Professor McGonagall, and together, you two will bring everything you need from the Academy." He then scribbled down a note and handed it to Harry. "Go straight to Transfiguration. Professor McGonagall will understand." Harry could only nod as he walked out of the headmasters office, towards the Transfiguration Classroom. After a few twists and turns through the hallways and up and down a couple of flights of stairs, Harry arrived at the Transfiguration Classroom. Rapping sharply at the door, it opened to reveal Minerva McGonagall teaching the seventh year Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors. "Yes, Mister Potter?" Minerva said, looking up. "Sorry to interrupt you, Professor McGonagall," said Harry. "But I have a note from Professor Dumbledore." Handing the note to her, McGonagall nodded. "I will be ready shortly," she answered. Then, turning to the class, she called out, "Class dismissed." As the Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors filed out of the room, Harry remained behind with Minerva who sighed. "Mister Potter, you certainly get mixed up in the most strange people. Come now, let us get that port key that Professor Dumbledore has arranged for us." ============= Harry landed with a stumble on the rocky surface of the ground. Regaining his balance, he looked about and his heart sank. The Ninja Academy was nothing more than a giant crater of rubble. Rocks and pieces of left over flagstones were all that remained with the random torn flag of red, blue or yellow. And in the middle of it, sat Cam who was talking to something he balanced on his left hand. Surrounding Cam were various muggle objects, such as a computer laptop and a metal case. "Cam!" Harry shouted, running down to meet him. "Harry!" Cam called back as Harry ran up to him. Harry noted that Cam was a bit bruised and dirty, probably from the attack on the academy. "I'm glad you made it here." "Where is sensei?" Harry asked, looking around. Then, he spotted the little thing Cam was speaking to, sitting on a rock. It was a guinea pig, standing upright and dressed in miniature robes and a small bamboo stick in its hand. He stared, and stared again until McGonagall broke the silence. "It appears, that your sensei has been trapped within a forced Animagus Transfiguration," McGonagall said, walking up to him. "Can I try reversing his transfiguration?" "You have my permission to do so," sensei said, nodding to her. Taking out her wand, McGonagall tapped his head lightly three times, and muttered a counter charm. Instead of the expected reversing of the transformation, Harry's sensei did not change at all. She frowned. "It seems that you are cursed, and only the defeat of the one who cursed you will remove the transfiguration. I am truly sorry." "I do not hold it against you," Sensei said with a guinea pig smile. "Cam, let us gather up the things we need." "Sensei, who attacked this place?" Harry asked. "It wasn't someone from the magical world, was it?" "No. It was a man named Lothor, once a powerful ninja. But the dark energy grew within him, and he was banished to space with his family." Sensei sighed. "It is a dangerous time, and let us home, that Hogwarts will provide us all with protection against Lothor." "Muggle technology does not work within the boundaries of Hogwarts," McGonagall said, looking at Cameron's items in hand. "I am afraid that they will malfunction and cease to work." "We have arrangements with your Headmaster," Cam said, gripping his laptop. "It will not be a bother." McGonagall nodded as she held out the small trainer in hand. Making sure everyone had a grip on the things Cam had salvaged from the remains of the Wind Ninja Academy, everyone touched the trainer. A half minute later, the portkey gave a lurch and they reappeared at the gates of Hogwarts. Cam seemed very disoriented as he stumbled around, almost loosing his grip on the laptop he carried in his hands. Harry reached out to steady him as he groaned and spat on the ground. "Sorry," he said, apologizing to McGonagall who only nodded. "Welcome to Hogwarts," she said, gesturing towards the castle. Cam looked at it, and adjusted his glasses. He squinted at it and then said after a brief moment, "This is it? A moldering old ruin? It looks condemned." "It is enchanted," McGonagall said, providing an explanation. "If a Muggle looks at it, all they see is a moldering old ruined castle with a sign over the front that reads "Danger, do not enter. Unsafe." Don't worry, it is quite comfortable within the castle." Cam nodded as he grabbed one end of the trunk and Harry picked up the other. As they made their way to the door, it opened up to reveal Dumbledore, a smile on his face, and dressed in his common place violet robes, beard tucked into his belt. "Ah, Sensei Harry Chin and Cameron Chin. A pleasure to see you again." "Hello, Albus," Sensei said from perched on Cam's shoulder. "It is a pleasure to see you as well." "All arrangements have been made," Albus said, leading them into the castle. Cameron took a moment to gape at the arrangements around him, at the rustic stone walls and the burning torches, and especially at the old ornamental suits of armor. "There is a room built for your purpose, and we will set about enchanting your muggle technology so that we may combat the enemy at hand." "Albus! You cannot be thinking about You-Know-Who, are you?" McGonagall exclaimed, aghast. "Bringing muggles and their technology into Hogwarts is like a weak defense against Him!" "Calm yourself, Minerva," Albus said. "I did not mean Lord Voldemort," McGonagall flinched, but Harry, Cam and Sensei did not. "But a power that could undoubtedly rival Voldemort himself. You must tell me everything about Lothor, once you are settled into your command base." Harry blinked at that. "Command base?" "Of course," Cam said, eyes shining with anticipation. "For our base of operations to combat Lothor, we need a place to launch our defense against him." "Now, Harry," Albus said, turning to Harry. "You have a class to get to. I believe Defense Against the Dark Arts is your next class. I will arrange your absence with Professor Binns in the meantime." Harry thanked each of them, and quickly made for the Gryffindor Tower to pick up his books for the next class. ============= Defense against the Dark Arts was a class solely for each house grade. There was no doubling up commonly with another house. Harry had Double Potions with the Slytherins on Monday and Friday, along with Double Care of Magical Creatures with the Slytherins. On Tuesday and Thursday, he had Defense Against the Dark Arts, and History of Magic, along with Divination, all singled out for each class level of each house. Running up, he opened the door to Defense Against the Dark Arts, where he was met with the sound of a familiar curse being said by Mad-Eye Moody. "Imperio." Harry slipped into the room, set down his books and watched Professor Lupin throw off the Imperius Curse with relative ease. Mad-Eye smiled, a thin one, but clasped his gnarled hands together and chuckled. "There, you see? Lupin just threw that curse right off. With practice in this class, you will be able to throw off the Imperius Curse with ease." Harry sat down next to Hermione and whispered, "What did I miss?" Hermione jumped slightly but whispered back, "We just found out how to dodge a Crucio and how to throw off the Imperius Curse." "Glad you could make it, Potter," Mad-Eye growled. "You have a note for your absence?" Harry shook his head. "No, Professor, but Professor Dumbledore will be arranging my absences." Mad-Eye nodded as he clunked away to let Lupin resume the lecture. But Harry caught the muttered words, "Nice Wristwatch Potter." as he clunked his way to the desk. Since his device was hidden under his robe sleeve, Harry suspected that Mad-Eye used his magical eye to see it. As class let out, Lupin called Harry to him. Sitting him down, he said, "So, why were you late today, Harry?" Harry explained quickly as Lupin looked worried. "And that's it," Harry finished. "This Lothor sounds as powerful as Voldemort if Professor Dumbledore and Sensei are planning for an attack." "This Lothor... what is he exactly?" Mad-Eye growled. "He could be human, or even magical. All I know is that he was a ninja who was exiled to space with his family for practicing the dark ninja arts." Harry sighed. "And this fancy wristwatch of yours, is that part of it as well?" Lupin asked curiously. "I haven't gotten the whole story out of Cam and Sensei of what this is, so I will ask them today since class is over." Harry looked at the device and fiddled with the metal circle on the top. He popped it off and showed them the back. "It is mechanical, and strangely enough, it has been enchanted to work here at Hogwarts. And Professor Dumbledore said something about a Command Base for a fight against Lothor." "Someone that even Dumbledore is preparing for. We could be facing up against a two front war," Mad-Eye growled. "Best be prepared, Potter." Harry nodded. Absently, he noticed that the clouds were darkening to a violent shade of purple. ============= "Ah, Harry, there you are." Harry turned to greet Cam who was walking up the stairs towards the Gryffindor Tower. "Hullo Cam, got everything set up?" Cam nodded. "Yes, the Command Base was set up near Gryffindor Tower, as with our residence for the remainder of the school year. Want to come and see it?" "I would love to," Harry said. The pair walked up the stairs, jumping the false step and rounded a corner. As they reached Gryffindor Tower after a few twists, turns and staircases, Hermione and Ron stood at the entrance. "Hello Harry, who's your friend?" Hermione asked, looking at the older, and Asian Cam. "Hermione, Ron, this is Cam. Cam, this is Hermione and Ron." Ron looked at Cam and said, "You're a muggle?" Cam grinned. "Proud to be one." He then noticed the tips of the devices pointing out of their sleeves and turned to Harry. "So they are the ones you gave them to." He then chuckled. "Well, come on, all of you. We have some things to show you." Heading down the hallway, he stopped at a painting of a ninja, dressed in a black outfit but with a pleasant expression. Cam cleared his throat as the ninja inquired in a rough voice, "Password?" "Sentai Hero." The painting rose up the wall, revealing a portal behind it. Stepping through it, Harry, Hermione and Ron followed quickly. Behind it was a room much larger than the Gryffindor Common Room. It was furnished with a living area, bedrooms and a training area. In the middle of the room, sat a table with a guinea pig sized replica of the Wind Ninja Academy, complete with a bonsai and guinea pig sized scissors for Sensei to work on when he got bored. There were books of both muggle and magical type, and set into the side was a desk with a plush chair and a computer that actually hummed and ran without a hitch. Harry gaped as with Ron and Hermione. "Welcome to the Command Base," Cameron said, spreading his arms open in a welcome gesture. "Make yourselves at home." "How... most of these things are not even supposed to work in Hogwarts! The Computer for one!" Hermione exclaimed. Ron, on the other hand was looking around in awe. "Boy, if this is how muggles live, sign me up!" Harry walked over to the pagoda and stooped down. Knocking lightly on the front door, he called out, "Sensei, are you in there?" The door opened and out walked sensei. Ron and Hermione joined Harry. Ron blinked. "A giant rat?" "My father is not a rat. He's a Guinea Pig." Cameron said, a bit irritably. "Sensei, this is Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger," Harry said, gesturing to each of them. Sensei bowed deeply to them and they bowed in reply, as best as they could. "Botched transfiguration?" Hermione asked, searching for her wand. "I can reverse it." "I am afraid that is impossible." Hermione and Ron jumped, for they had never heard someone who was transfigured into a small creature speak before. Sensei looked up and cleared his throat. "Your Transfiguration Professor tried, and until the spell is broken, I cannot transform back into my human self." Harry cleared his throat. "Sensei, I would like some answers. What has been going on?" "It is a long story. Cam, bring up a picture please." Sensei said. Cameron went over and clicked on the computer which started playing a few clips of recorded footage. "This is Lothor. Once a great ninja, he was banished to space with his family for practicing the dark ninja arts. Now, he is back, and intends to conquer the world with his army. To succeed in his plot, he captured all but myself, Cameron and you, Harry, from the Wind Ninja Academy." "How many Ninja Academies are out there?" Hermione asked. "There are several, but the most prominent ones are the Wind Ninja Academy, the Thunder Ninja Academy and the Samurai Ninja Academy." "Samurai Ninja? That sounds like a oxymoron," Harry remarked. "The Samurai Ninja Academy was founded by a family of shoguns, who's mother was a ninja, and the father, a wealthy samurai. Together, they taught the ways of both, diversifying the abilities of the ninja." "That looks like Magic he is throwing around," Ron remarked as he watched the footage of Lothor tossing around the crimson bolts of energy. "It is, dark magic, fused with the dark chi he possesses," Sensei said. "That is why, I have chosen Harry, and whoever he deems worthy, to protect this world against them." "How?" Harry asked. A light shone in Hermione's eyes. "These things that you gave Harry!" She pulled her robe sleeve back to show the device. "These things will help us fight, right?" "Yes. Those are your Power Ranger Wind Morphers." Cam said. "They are attuned to you. No one else can use them, now that you have worn them for so long." Hermione made a snorting sound. "Power Rangers? I am sorry, but they are an urban legend of America's west coast." "No, they are very real indeed," Sensei said. "I have met one during my travels, and there has been to date, nine ranger teams on the western coast of America. Each one of you possess the potential and power transformer to use, the Wind Ranger Morphers." Sensei then turned to Ron and cleared his throat. "Ronald Weasley, you possess the spirit of the earth, and thus, will embody the power of the Yellow Wind Ranger." He then turned to Hermione who still looked a bit skeptical. "Hermione Granger, free spirited, you possess the spirit of water, and will become the Blue Wind Ranger." Then, finally, turning to Harry, he finished. "Harry, child of the air, you will become the Red Wind Ranger. Together, you will be known as the Wind Ninja Rangers." "So.... what does this thing do exactly?" Ron asked, tapping at it. "It transforms you into your uniform. It is made of unstable molecular fabric, and cannot be torn easily." Cam said. "It will also give you access to your weapons." Suddenly, an alarm went off as a faint scream was heard. Harry gasped, his fine hearing catching the scream. "There is someone outside who's in trouble!" Rushing to the window, a group of red, black and white clad humanoid creatures were attacking the fifth year Hufflepuffs. Professor Sprout had taken out her wand and was flinging hexes and curses at the enemy, but they simply rushed through. "They're in trouble, and magic isn't helping!" Hermione exclaimed. "Quickly, go to their aid. Call on your powers by saying, Ninja Storm, Ranger Form." Sensei ordered. Harry nodded as he rushed out the door, followed by Ron and Hermione. ============= "Fifth years, back to the castle!" Professor Sprout shouted, casting another Stupefy at the attackers. The creatures only laughed as they rushed her. Slowly the enemy were gathering the students together into one place and Professor Sprout was quickly loosing. Justin cast a hex at the closest one who knocked him onto the ground. As it raised its wickedly pointed weapon to spear him through the chest, a yell that sounded like "Yah!" was heard as it was knocked into the group. Harry landed before Justin, helping him up with a tug. "Get the others to safety!" he shouted. "But what? What did you just do?" Justin exclaimed. Suddenly, the wave of attackers were upon them. Harry dodged and kicked one away. Justin was rolled over Harry's shoulder as his feet was slammed into another. Axe kicking another one away, Harry shoved Justin away from the crowd. A third came up behind Harry and he hit the ground as a blast of magic hit the being. "Stupefy!" Yelled several voices as it was blown into its companions. Hermione and Ron held out their wands as with everyone in Hufflepuff held out their wands as well. Professor Sprout laid against a greenhouse wall, moaning. Hermione and Ron ran up to Harry as a blue faced being appeared in front of them. "You three are impressive," Blue Face growled. "Lets see how well you do when we tear this place apart! Kalzacks!" Half a dozen more Kalzacks appeared, fresh and ready for battle as they chattered maniacally. Harry pulled his sleeve back, revealing his morpher. "Ninja Storm! Ranger Form!" "Power of Wind!" Harry found himself dressed in red that sported a wing symbol on his chest as a helmet formed around his face. "Power of Water!" Hermione was dressed in a blue outfit with a skirt, a dolphin fin on her chest. "Power of Earth!" Ron crowed, becoming dressed in yellow, with a lions face on his chest. "Power Rangers!" They shouted, dropping into stances. "GET THEM!" Blue Face shouted. Their hands flew to their shoulders as they shouted, "Ninja Swords!" It was twenty to one odds. It was a slaughter. The Kalzacks didn't have a chance. Red Wind moved with the practiced motions of an experienced fighter, his sword put to good use as it met a Kalzack with every blow. Blue Wind and Yellow Wind were back to back. Their fighting style was more or less some downright street fighting as they were untrained. Blue Wind showed a little bit of boxing in her style, and was the most agile of the three, cartwheeling and flipping around the Kalacks. With most of the opponents down for the count, Red Wind made his way to Blue Face with a yell of "YAH!" Blue Face caught the weapon with his own and they struggled for a moment against each other. Then, they fought, weapon to weapon. Parrying and slashing at each other, they circled around each other, trying to force the other back. A lightning fast blow cut the weapon from Blue Faces hand as he groaned and fell to the ground. But rather going for his weapon, he flung red energy blasts at Red Wind who caught the blast on his chest. With a cry, Red Wind was flung back into his friends arms. "Thanks guys," he said, getting to his feet. "Lets take him down, Red Wind!" Yellow Wind's voice was breathless, and Red Wind expected that his face was flushed with the fight. "Lets do it now!" Blue Wind added, wanting to get the fight over and done with. Her voice was excited and full of anticipation. "Right! Hawk Blaster!" "Sonic Fin!" "Lion Hammer!" "You are impressive, but lets see you deal with this!" Blue Face shot off more energy blasts which erupted into an explosion of flame and dust. Throwing themselves away from the blast, Yellow Wind rolled to his feet, shouting, "Take this!" and slammed his hammer against the ground. The resulting shockwave threw Blue Face to the ground. "Ha!" Yellow Wind shouted gleefully. "Lets do that again!" Slamming again and again, he juggled Blue Face up and down. Blue Wind looked at her weapon and said, "I think I'm going to ask Cameron for a new weapon." Putting it to her mouth, she let out an ear splitting scream. The weapon amplified the scream and everyone clutched their ears as the force of the sonic waves slammed Blue Face towards the lake where he rolled over and over until stopping at the waters edge. "On the other hand...." Red Wind fired his Hawk Blaster, the red energy impacting against Blue Face who was thrown into the lake. A moment later, the giant squid ejected him onto the ground where he lay, groaning. "Please... mercy," he groaned. "Mercy? At the way you attacked this place?" Yellow Wind raised his Lion Hammer menacingly. "Give us one good reason why we should let you go." "Let him go," Red Wind said, "I won't kill if I don't have to." Blue Face stumbled to his feet, but suddenly lashed out with the crimson energy blasts. The Rangers were blown back to slam against the walls of Hogwarts. Blue Face laughed. "Fools! Nothing but my death will stop me from destroying you! Nothing!" And with that, he started to fire on Hogwarts, the magical barriers flashing with each explosive impact. The Hufflepuffs had long since retreated, and many people were watching the fight from the windows. At the base of Hogwarts, Red Wind's facemask and visor opened up as he looked at the others, wincing in pain. "Are you all right?" Harry groaned. Yellow Wind opened his mask and turned to him, pain evident on his features. "I think I broke something, Harry." Blue Wind sat up, coughing as her mask opened up. "Harry... as much as I hate to say it, we have to kill him." Harry let out a low sigh. "Yeah, you're right. He's nothing but a soulless monster." Stumbling to his feet, he picked up his Hawk Blaster and said, "Lets finish this." Locking the weapons together, Harry took aim as Blue Face laughed gleefully, firing on the castle. "Storm Striker! Fire!" Blue Face never knew what hit him. A moment later, the crimson ball of energy impacted, and he exploded with a thunderous detonation. The Storm Striker fell out of Harry's hands as the adrenaline left him. Dropping the weapon, he sunk back against the wall with a groan. A long moment passed as Harry breathed heavily. Then, Ron turned to Harry and said, "Harry?" "Mmm?" Harry asked, turning towards him. "If we have to do this again..... teach me how to fight, okay?" A weak grin accompanied it as Harry laughed and slapped Ron on the shoulder, getting winces from both of them. "One thing is for sure," Hermione said from the other side of Harry. "We need to learn the meaning of the word tactic." Harry chuckled as he looked over at the small crater in the ground. "I wonder if Dumbledore will mind us if we put a few craters in the grounds of Hogwarts?" "I'm sure someone will find a use for that new crater," said Ron, a weak grin on his face. "Maybe a nice little fountain." ============= "Your attention please," Dumbledore said from the front of the table. "As it is such, I would like to make a few announcements before we sit down for supper. First of all, I would like to congratulate our fine young protectors of the school, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley, and award them twenty points each for the services for this afternoon." There was a round of applause which did not reach much of the Slytherin table. Malfoy looked very angry at Harry's new achievement. "I would like to explain the situation at hand," Dumbledore continued. "As it stands, a man named Lothor is orbiting the earth, and is attacking Hogwarts in order to defeat our resident Power Rangers. Unfortunately, we have no way of defending them from appearing on both Hogwarts and Hogsmeade grounds, as our magical wards are bypassed by the method of alien magic they use to apperate onto school grounds. Thus, if you see Kalzacks or a monster appearing on the grounds, you will inform a professor or either Miss Granger, Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley of the situation at hand, and take as much cover as you possibly can." A mummer went up around the student body as Dumbledore cleared his throat for silence. "As it stands, anyone who wishes to learn how to defend themselves can attend a lesson after class for Muggle Martial Arts. Our instructors, Sensei Harry Chin and Cameron Chin will be teaching after classes." Sensei and Cameron waved from the table. "There is no fear of the monsters appearing within Hogwarts, as it is still secure against invasion. Now please, continue with supper." Ron dug into his food like a starved beast. "Boy, fighting off those things in the muggle way really makes someone hungry." "I think we could all learn from your Sensei, Harry. Even though he is a Guinea Pig," Hermione said, munching on her meat pie. "I am definitely joining," Fred said, face shining. "You three were amazing out there!" "Bloody brilliant," George added. "Say Hermione, did you realize that you're wearing skin tight spandex?" Dean added, making Hermione flush red. Ron made a growling noise in his throat as Seamus laughed. "What is the matter, Ron, jealous that she makes a better cut in her outfit than you do?" Harry snorted into his meal as he patted Ron to calm him down. "Don't worry," he said. "I'm sure that we could probably find some way of getting them into spandex." Dean and Seamus went pink as Fred and George laughed. "I want to join," Neville said from the other side of the table, a bit timidly. "It looks good... and if magic isn't helping, then maybe muggle style defense will." "I think it would be great for you to join, Neville," Hermione said, making Neville go pink. Ginny looked up through her pie and said, "Harry, a question." "Yes?" Harry asked. "Is there a chance I can get one of those outfits?" Ginny asked, a mischievous twinkle in her eye. Ron sputtered as Fred and George howled in laughter. ============= "Power Rangers? No one told me there would be Power Rangers!" "Uncle, it wasn't that bad, was it?" Kapri asked. She was a pink haired girl in black leather that showcased her excellent figure. She also wore a lot of jewelry and on her left arm, she wore a curled red dragon figure. "I mean, at least we know there's something out there to stop us, right?" Marah added. She was the same height as Kapri, dressed in red with two large gems on her head, her hair done up in large balls. Like her sister, she wore a dragon emblem on her left arm, but gold. "At least we got the academy and almost all the ninjas, sir," Choobo, a green alien in white said nervously. Lothor growled. He was a human male dressed in black leather, and a black leather duster. His face was covered in a mask with four horns jutting out on his head, leaving only his mouth and eyes exposed. "Why did I think anything could be done right the first time?" he lamented. "General Zurgane!" "SIR!" Zurgane was a masked alien dressed in heavy armor. He sported two swords that were attached onto his shoulder guards. "See to it that you continue attacks on this Hogwarts. I want nothing left standing when you are done." Lothor ordered. "As you wish sir." ============= "You did well, Rangers," Sensei said, walking back and forth on the table. "But you must exercise caution in later battles. Not every battle will turn out for good. But you did exceptionally well today. I commend you for that. Now, go get some rest, for tomorrow, is another day." A snore pierced the room as Harry turned to look at the others. He chuckled quietly as he said, "Let them sleep. It's been a long day." Cam set down his latest project and pulled out a blanket. "I will wake them tomorrow morning." He then covered the slumbering Hermione and Ron who had fallen asleep on the couch. "All right. Good night." Cam sighed as Harry left. Then, he returned to his project. A pair of small black boxes sat before him, styled in a beetle motif. =========== Authors Notes : And the story gets into full swing. Fans and followers of Power Rangers might be wondering who will get the Thunder Ranger Powers. I ain't saying anything.